![]() ![]() Low level female mages will find themselves equipping bottoms that might as well be named “thirsty pants of invisibility.” At least you can roll a female character and likely get free stuff. ![]() We’re talking about a fantasy world in which female warriors wear chain-mail halter tops that somehow allow for Jiggle Physics. There is no mistaking that ArcheAge has a wealth of content and is fun, but there is also no avoiding the Thirst Bait that is thrust in one’s face at every opportunity. This is thirst baiting at it’s prime and The Thirsty are loving it. One might feel compelled to walk up and offer them a thimble while saying “it’s dangerous out here, you should cover up,” because if a g-string made out of a cotton polyester blend is providing +75 defense, 2 Magic, and 1 Intelligence, then a thimble would make you a god. We’re talking cleavage so cleaved that, for females, the very first tutorial in the game could have been “how to be naked while wearing clothes.” Particularly the NPCs, females in ArcheAge seem to be so under-dressed that a pricker bush would do critical damage to them. Fantasy MMORPGs portray countries at war or in conflict and the brave warriors enter the fray in one of two fashions: either full body gear or g-strings with tops showing ̶m̶a̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶m̶o̶u̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶i̶d̶e̶-̶b̶o̶o̶b̶ poly-boob. Perhaps it doesn’t make sense and All About Thirst doesn’t expect one to know what it’s like, but this mess is excessive. ![]() All About Thirst isn’t here today to explain to you, the reader, what defines “tasteful” but rather to point out that everything about the female attire so far in ArcheAge shits upon that concept. Different people like different things and that is okay. Perhaps a guy wishes to be pretty and a girl might feel so pleased with her body that she shows it with a tasteful ensemble. Sometimes a person may want to be the new hotness. ![]()
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